I’M ONE YEAR OLD
DID YOU KNOW I AM A LITTLE SISTER?
I LIKE TO PLAY WITH MY BROTHERS
WHEN THEY MAKE A HOUSE
THEY SPREAD A SHEET
UPON A CHAIR
THEY LEAVE THE ROOM
I PULL IT OFF
AND THEN THEY SCREAM
WHEN IT’S NOT THERE
“MOMMY DEAR
LITTLE SISTER’S
GETTING IN OUR WAY AGAIN!”

PEOPLE SAY I’M CUTE
DID YOU KNOW THAT I JUST LEARNED
TO WALK?
AND I’M PRACTICING AND SOON I’LL TALK
BUT I CAN SAY MA, AND DA, AND BLAH
OH LOOK
A LEGO TOWER
IT LOOKS AS THOUGH
THEY MUST HAVE WORKED
UPON IT FOR AN HOUR
“MOMMY DEAR
LITTLE SISTER’S
KNOCKED DOWN ALL OUR WORK AGAIN
CAN’T YOU KEEP HER IN A PEN?”

LITTLE SISTER
SHE’S ALWAYS IN OUR WAY
WHEN WE PLAY
ARE YOU SURE SHE SHOULD STAY?
LITTLE SISTER
SHE’S NEVER FAR BEHIND
CRAWLING HERE
BAWLING TEARS
BREAKING THINGS AND MAKING THINGS
A MESS!!
I GUESS WE LOVE HER…
QUICK RUN FOR COVER!
(CRASH!!!!!)

DID YOU HEAR THAT NOISE
A LARGE SHELF OF THEIR TOYS
I PUSHED THEM DOWN
AND FOUND THIS BOOK
OH WOULD YOU LOOK
MY BROTHER’S LETTER
AN IF I RIP
IT INTO BITS
IT REALLY LOOKS
MUCH BETTER

“MOMMY DEAR
PLEASE COME HERE
LITTLE SISTER’S
MAKING OUR LIVES MISERABLE!”

LITTLE SISTER
SHE’S ALWAYS IN OUR WAY
WHEN WE PLAY
ARE YOU SURE SHE SHOULD STAY?
LITTLE SISTER
SHE’S ONLY ONE YEAR OLD
BUT I’M TOLD
IT GETS WORSE!
I GUESS WE LOVE HER
LET’S HAVE ANOTHER

LITTLE SISTER
SHE’S ALWAYS IN OUR WAY
WHEN WE PLAY
ARE YOU SURE SHE SHOULD STAY?
LITTLE SISTER
SHE’S NEVER FAR BEHIND
CRAWLING HERE
BAWLING TEARS
BREAKING THINGS AND MAKING THINGS
A MESS!!
I GUESS WE LOVE HER
LET’S HAVE ANOTHER
LITTLE SISTER!